jokes for friends

Heart touching must read:)
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.
Boy was not in that city.
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.
He called her up.
Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.
While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.
So, he gave 34 instead of 24.
aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki
uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! 

Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!

Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me 1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li

Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.

Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
dar ke karan last page nahi khola.

1 din usse raha nahi gaya
aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur sadme se mar gya..

last page par likha tha..

Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah

Tarak Mehta (born 1930) is an Indian columnist, humorist, writer and playwright. best known for the column Duniya Na Undha Chasma in Gujarati Language. ... in India, started a show Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah that is based on his

Shayari Collection on life

Nigaho mein manzil thi.
gire aur gir kar sambhalte rahe.
hawao ne bahut koshish ki.
magar chirag aandhiyo mein bhi jalte rahe…

The greatest pain in life is not to die, but to be ignored.
To lose the person you love so much to another who doesn't care at all.
To have someone you care so about so much throw a party...
and not tell you about it.
When your favorite person on earth neglects to invite you to his graduation.
To have people think that you don't care. 

Mosam Hy Barish Ka Or Yaad Tumhari Aati Hy
Barish Ke Har Qatre Se Awaz Tumhari Aati Hy

Badal Jab Garajti Hy, Dil Ki Dhrkn Bharhti Hy
Dil Ki Hr 1 Dhrkn Se Awaz Tmhari Aati Hy

Jab Tez Hawaye Chalti Hy To Jaan Hmari Jati Hy
Mosam Hy Barish Ka Or Yaad Tmhari Ati Hy